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Might Demotivational Poster


ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword


TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Rick69

holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
Ditto.
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


MISLEADING -


TAGS: might be a little sexist of me
Rating: 4.4/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:38 pm
Amsome! What kinda ignorant timmy voted this down!
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:36 pm
Thanks LD
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:16 am
OMFGLMFAO! 5 Shiny Lions!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:30 pm
5 more lions for CANADA.
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 2:02 pm
Brilliant!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 2:13 am
http://www.motifake.com/clearance-sale-demotivational-poster-21168.html....might help explain
RAWR - January 19, 2010, 2:09 am
my innocence protects me. yet i want to know... ????
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:57 pm
lol, thank you miss!
thatonechick - January 18, 2010, 11:52 pm
You're a sick, sick man. 5L from thatonebleedingchick. :S
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:47 pm
And this is only a joke. I don't condone abuse
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:44 pm
thank you sir!
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:13 pm
Tee hee hee. 5 chunks o' soap.


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end




THE MALT SYMPHONY - In B Minor


TAGS: building slowly to a mighty crescendo
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:23 pm
Oh, I thought I zipped my fly. jk You see what just happened there? That's collaboration, like Abbot and Costello. *takes a bow*
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 7:19 pm
open target there Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
I play the organ.
Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:05 pm
Well, whistling it would just be annoying now, wouldn't it?
Airman - December 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
so that's the tune I hear you humming
Sean - December 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
That's obviously the soundtrack of every decent porn movie made in the late seventies. Geez.
R.S.Jake - December 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I like the last 3 notes the best!
Airman - December 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
bingo, Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 4:14 pm
All the notes look like sexual positions...is that intentional? 5/5
aesop's folly - December 21, 2009, 4:06 pm
i don't get it
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 2:07 pm
Good sh*t Airman!


THE HAND - talk to it


TAGS: might as well go get a beer
Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
Scarface reference 5L
rerun - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm

He is telling the hand just how much fun it will be having with his little friend
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:34 pm
cause you'll be talking with your's later....5L


VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


OH SHIT -


TAGS: i found this and thought it might be worth posting here
Rating: 3.48/5

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GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 6:00 pm
Nope, I sure didn't. :)


SIX SHOOTERS -


TAGS: real musicians dance or die might lose a foot outlaw badass gun for hire
Rating: 3.24/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:18 am
Yeah, the series is great...I'm not sure what I think about the ending though. I won't give it away.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:16 am
Lol, I'm a huge fan of the series and King. Love the comics too.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:15 am
Whoah. Psychic moment.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
Love the poster, is the pic from The Dark Tower comics?
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
I find that hard to believe, lol. By the way, I probably should have mentioned this is the tags...the pic is from Marvel's interpretation of the Dark Tower series.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
You've posted douchier, Dre. ha
DreMagnum - November 8, 2009, 10:28 pm
I've read douchier
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:23 pm
Wow, I sound like a total douche in that last post. Anyway, thanks for the comments and especially the votes. I'm glad you guys like it.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
trail.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
I see your point. That would go more with the whole Western genre. That's generally how a cowboy would say it. But I was sort of goin' for more of a "jaded" tone, because the guy in the pic looks kind of haggard...a gunman that's seen a long and lonesome
Arrogant Knight - November 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
"Well" should be "So" or "Now" ....In my opinion. Still... Not bad.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
Badasses don't need exclamation points. Their rage is subtle...and constant lol thanks for the comment and the vote.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
5'd. I love how there's not an exclamation point at the end.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 8:53 pm
Thanks, W.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:47 pm
Nicely done.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like my posters, because I love yours. Your "Ringing Bells" poster is hilarious.
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:52 pm
my 5L...WOW...Great pic...jez...can,t believe you have time to make these...all day & night comments, forum, posting posters etc...great contributor and appreciated. With quality work, kudos to you sir. Now get back work.


NOTE TO IRON MAN - Don't f*ck with the gods!




PHOBIAS -


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles


PEEP SHOW - Done Phydeaux's Way Eventually the police are involved and it gets ugly. OK...uglier.


TAGS: expose yourself to your friends they might like it you may meet a new friend named bubba
Rating: 4.4/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
yeah, I screwed that up...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
I know. I get it. I was just being stupid. You're thinking of "Goodbye Horses" though...
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 6:17 pm
wrong song repro man...think clerks 2...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:02 pm
...couldn't drag me away
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
wiiiiiiild hooooorses.....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Why is it tucked, phy? Why?


LOOK CLOSELY - your eyes are getting very heavy you are getting sleepier and sleepier your bra is getting very itchy


TAGS: it might work worth a try
Rating: 4.59/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:45 pm
Strangely, my girl said it looked like birth control pills... and although dizziness is usually a libido's best friend, it still ended up being a form of birth control. 5L
mike34 - May 20, 2010, 4:08 pm
I've tried this on my gf - it didn't work :( 5 big tits from me


WAITING -




DECEPTION -


TAGS: might be a little mean
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
I try to push the boundaries with my posters. glad you liked it
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:39 am
LOL, oh man that's bad. Very funny but bad


POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.




EE-E-E-UM-UM-A-WEH! - Wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh...




BURKAS - Like a box of chocolates You never know what you're going to get


TAGS: might be pretty
Rating: 4.5/5

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pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 10:00 am
I went to an Arab strip club once. All the guys were throwing money at the strippers and yelling 'Oi, show us yer face!'
EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:07 am
I'll choose the one on the left.
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:19 pm
I think they cut off your head if you look at the back of their box
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Until you look at the back of the box.


THE MIGHTY BOOSH - Making people forget how to shave


TAGS: the mighty boosh
Rating: 1.85/5

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Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:27 pm
You've got to admit, the look isn't all bad.


Snipers -


TAGS: not as badass as you might like to think
Rating: 1.5/5

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redc1c4 - February 20, 2009, 4:49 am
i know and love snipers, but it's doubtful they would talk to CNN. (Of course, they would never talk to Snopes either. %-)
TYTY - November 9, 2008, 10:52 pm
God I love Snopes


10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick


TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.


TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
Niiiiice!
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use photoshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - fuck it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Gays are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives gays the death sentence*, and *Gays are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fucking PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


CONSEQUENCES -




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: agdaniele roast day what a man what a mighty good man
Rating: 3.78/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
You can't see them from this angle, but the Preparation H and Polysporin gave it a more heartfelt and personal touch, I think.


CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...




LINGETTES D'ECRAN -




HISTORY -


TAGS: history men two heads might not be better than one
Rating: 2.7/5

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Bartimaeus - November 3, 2009, 6:23 pm
Certainly. That's why she's facing towards it...penis envy and all that; this poster is quite Freudian. lol
spacedog - November 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
Is the lighthouse to phallic?
aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:06 pm
hmm, admins left this?
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:31 pm
was* typo.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:27 pm
I thought the rule wad "grab but don't smack."
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:25 pm
It's the old look but don't touch rule.


THAT - is a pig


TAGS: that is a pig terrorist might be a
Rating: 2.63/5

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cali - November 3, 2008, 8:56 pm
ethan, marry me.


WOAH - I THINK THIS STUFF FINALLY KICKED IN




HE SAYS SON - Can you play me a melody




BAD DECISIONS - Smart people see them miles off.


TAGS: drew funny hilarious almighty
Rating: 1.66/5

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... - July 10, 2008, 10:27 pm
I Don't think drew has been that lightweight since his 10th birthday...


demotivational poster - demotivational poster -


TAGS: prospects cheer up it might taste ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Note to self: ICING!!!
Greeny - August 19, 2013, 4:33 am
Thanks Mooo; want a slice? There seems to be plenty!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
This is depressingly fantastic. I'd like to request a more adult version for M.A.D. 5L


YOU MIGHT BE A RED-NECK IF... - Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.




TENACITY -


TAGS: might always loses to time
Rating: 4.67/5

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Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:46 pm
Denver International Airport's Blue Horse of Doom!
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 8:25 pm
Look out for the Ptero5aurs...
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:20 pm
Most excellent.


THE PEN -




BECAUSE I SAID SO! -




A SON'S FATE -


TAGS: ya might not believe in predestination but
Rating: 4.13/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am
oops...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind


GIANT ROBOTS -


TAGS: bartimaeus might enjoy this
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:46 pm
I certainly DO enjoy this. 5/5


I WANT A MAN FROM MOTIFAKE - who do you think would be my best match?


TAGS: that might be a double wide
Rating: 3.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
*dirty
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:48 am
@GS.... I had a truly horrible "dirt dancing comment.....But I don't want to be banned........plastic hanger< wire hanger......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:45 am
Why would you want to reward her?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:44 am
Haha!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 10:38 am
*throws yeodog at her and runs*
GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:15 pm
she screams....Bartimaeus!!...note the plastic hanger
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm

don't worry....what I drink as beer you call water.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Careful now, rerun... no need to do something regrettable!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
I think this is a sixteen year old girl dressed up as a cougar. Nice boudoir.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:30 pm

aggy - almost made me choke on my beer.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:29 pm
LMAO!
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:28 pm
Space hates when you can't brush the peanutbutter out.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:27 pm
How about a dogstylist? Cause that b!tch needs a trim.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:26 pm

The 1st Mrs. rerun was a hair stylist....she never had a problem.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 9:23 pm
On that note, I beg to differ. You don't want to get a hairstylist involved.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:19 pm

any spill on a woman, if instigated by the woman is a good one.
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 9:16 pm
ps. NEITHER AM I *shrugs*
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 9:15 pm
@ Rerun /thanks for clearing it up O_o *EWWWWWWWWW* i thot it was another term for a male missfire on a chick O_o
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:37 pm

B13, a bad spill is when it happens with another man, unless you are into that....which I am not
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:33 pm
@ rerun // beg to differ XD, remember the line from 10things i h8 about u ? NO MAN HAS EVER DIED from Deadly sperm buildup XD (well its a lie) and a bad spill is better than A DRY SPELL =P
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:26 pm

you know random, better a dry spell than a bad spill.
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 8:26 pm
*ding, ding, ding...* Britarded has left the building!
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:24 pm
~pushes GS to HE/SHE/IT's door to find out~
MrRandom - March 30, 2010, 8:23 pm
Time to take one for the team rerun.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm

how do we even know if this "thing" is really female?
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 7:59 pm
LMAO @ double wide!
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 7:58 pm
wait is it her or the dog asking =) cus i happily volunteer XD she has that Jenna Haze look to her =]
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 7:30 pm
LogicDude? One of the Clowns? Cubby ain't too picky. ;)


PHYDEAUX LOVES HIM SOME BBQ - When you add up the delicious taste with the fact that it attracts tomorrow night's dinner, you can see why


TAGS: that might not be pork or chicken
Rating: 3.93/5

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phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:41 pm
Amsome Airman, and thank you!


OH IT'S A - BRICK... COUCH


TAGS: it s mighty mighty
Rating: 3.92/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:25 pm
She's the one, the only one, built like a hard futon. 5 hemorrhoids.
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 4:03 pm
5!! Commodores
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 4:03 pm
The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holding nothing back. % Commodores


PARADOX -




ALWAYS CHECK OUT THE MOM - I call it the Russian Doll Phenomenon. If you wanna know how fat she'll be in 20 years....Check out the Mom.


TAGS: if you go for the little sister you might get 25 years
Rating: 3.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:10 pm
BTW. This poster came from a real life experience...I was dating this girl, Then I met her older sister....then I met her mom........You see where I'm going with this. (then I met her younger sister, And hit that for a while, Until the fat gene kicked in)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Jalford was Banned. It was a great day in Motifake history. Mr.M stomped him into the ground like the insignificant worm that he was........Then we had Mojitos.
DreMagnum - October 14, 2009, 6:30 pm
ive always hated jalford, hope he gets banned
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 6:20 pm
Very true, Moooooo+. I this lovely poster even has the illicit comment of an extinct timmy. Nice.
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 1:12 pm
Jalford must have a lot of spare time to be travelling all around to kill people he's never met.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:11 pm
He can't be disturbed at the moment; the cartoon network is on
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 11:56 am
hey jalford, do your parents know you're gay?
jalford - July 29, 2009, 7:22 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)


MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS


TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


DESERTION - time to go live in the shadows




MARCO -




Cathor -




RELIGION -


TAGS: shamanism might not be that great either
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Velin - June 22, 2009, 6:26 am
Could be... but which ways and how old?


MISANTROPTIMIST -


TAGS: misanthrope optimist smite almighty hope
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:39 am
Nice word combonation. 5L


Portrayal -


TAGS: high mighty doodle
Rating: 5/5

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Meenie - March 18, 2016, 8:17 am
What can I say except that you inspire me
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:17 pm
Well done, Meanie! LUV IT! ^!!!!!
lgvernon - March 17, 2016, 1:43 pm

This is excellent, Meenie. More, please.


Flame Wars -


TAGS: all hail mighty bane cat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:40 pm
I'm glad you enjoy the mouthfuls I offer.
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 8:54 pm
Why thank you C-bal, you smooth talker. I must admit, its fun having you around. Spices things up a bit. I enjoy sparring with you on the forums. Gives my brain a workout! chuckle, chuckle...
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 8:16 pm
I luv u, Dizzie. You're the only reason I come here. The only one....
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 2:33 pm
C-bal, you got banned from Politifake?! Nice work! I bow before your awesomeness! I can't flame at that level no matter how hard I try! Well done!!!!! Tip of the coffee cup to ya'!
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 1:49 pm
I, too, enjoy comments, and also replying to them, but apparently that's against Duh Lawl now, so I will be filing chargers in the Court of the World Wide Web and I will be suing expressly for the lulz.
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 1:47 pm
Nobody knows nothing more than Donald Trump. Who is facing impeachment as we speak. You lost, buddy, and apparently Moo is extremely butthurt about it, and can't stand the fact that I'm right. And I don't drink alcohol, you Republican opiate-head.
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 1:44 pm
And he's a whiny little bit'ch, too, that cries to the mods to silence anyone who hurts his feelings. I don't care if I got banned from Politifake, because that was the most fun troll ever.
lgvernon - May 18, 2017, 1:57 pm

As far as flames go~~many an arsonist has found that it's often his own fire that burns his butt the worst...
lgvernon - May 18, 2017, 1:40 pm

Geez~~I just wondered who had this french-fry-eating cat.
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 2:53 am
C-bal, humor? I missed the cultural reference. Not my thing. My apologies.
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 2:51 am
Scat, C-bal is our resident Agent Provocateur. He is the bite that keeps the site from getting too syrupy with the happy bubbly crap that I barf out! He bashes everything equally. The vinegar in an excellent sweet and sour sauce. Enjoy!
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2017, 10:11 pm
I am somewhat gratified by these comments. I don't see a lot of UPs for this attitude.
ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 6:47 pm
Watch and learn ;)
ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 6:45 pm
Really... this meme looks like it was created by a drunk, liberal Democrat who lost an election and is trying to blame everything except his brainwashing on the result
ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 6:40 pm
Soooo. You're a cat.... forced to wear a Death Lord Princess Leah Space Zombie costume... and you hate your master to death... woooo...
Cannabal - May 17, 2017, 5:38 pm
Since you bring up mods, I can think of few on here who are royal douches, of course, that's most every internet mod.
Cannabal - May 17, 2017, 5:37 pm
It seems you didn't have your coffee yet. THis was a joke. Hence the BaneCat.
mizzdizz - May 17, 2017, 6:12 am
I vote for a do over on this one, C-bal. If you flame me, I'll prove I'm right. This is actually really good. You were in too much of a hurry to submit and didn't check your work. NOT a mod. Just my personal opinion being expressed. I have no authority.
mizzdizz - May 17, 2017, 5:56 am
C-bal, I take it somebody pissed on your parade again? Your mastery of incendiary rhetoric in the poetic format is truly impressive, however. you may want to let these sit for a day or two, then go back, check for spelling,and ideal word choice.


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